Shamm's Friday Poll!

[Shammrog]

Time for today's somewhat inappropriate, yet oddly socially pertinent POLL!

Keep in mind this poll is ANONYMOUS, so vote and then comment as much or as little as you like.

SO, how many people have you slept with?

(Note the poll options - please answer appropriately if YOU are "male" or "female.")

[Shammrog]

(Please note, YOU do NOT count yourself.)

[captmojo]

I am just ....
Wilt?
How many?


Too damn.


It's all in my hot, steaming mind.
We can dream, can't we? :roll:

[windsor]

(Please note, YOU do NOT count yourself.)

Cleaning the coffee of the monitor.....damn you Sham!

Should I count just the men or do you want the grand total?

[bjornolf]

There goes my morning, Windsor. I'm going to be caught in ogling daydreams until at least noon.

I'm a little confused on my number. I grew up a good little catholic boy. In other words, I did a lot of things with a few girls, but I've only ever "slept" with my wife. So, which number should I put?

[DukieInKansas]

There were many nights with several hundred on a gym floor. Is that what you mean? Maybe I should go to the top of the thread and read the poll to see if I need to edit my post.

[DukieInKansas]

Never mind - I won't touch this answer with a 10 foot pole. (or is that poll?)

[DukieInKansas]

Oh - and why edit when you can get another post in your post count. Or is that what we are polling?

[Shammrog]

A couple points:

1. Windsor, your response got me kind of, ..., "engaged." We here at crazietalk like to accomodate homosexual relations, as I am an equal opportunity pervert. In the case of female-female relations, literal intercourse is anatomically impossible. BUT, I would interpret this to include such relations when taken to their genitally, errr...., generally accepted furthest point.
2. bjornolf - you would answer 1. With the limited exception above, we are talking about "all the way."
3. DukieinKansas - "slept with" is a polite euphemism for "done," in the Biblical sense.

Please continue voting.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

How do we know that this is really anonymous?

[Shammrog]

How do we know that this is really anonymous?

As far as I know...

We'll just have to take the mods word for it...

[bjornolf]

Man, I'm such a boring loser. I was such a chump for "saving" myself. Ah, well, can't go back now.

I actually lost TWO girlfriends because of that. That I know of (other relationships might have ended for similar reasons, but that wasn't the "stated" reason). They wanted more, but I wanted to be sure the gal was "the one" before I did that. They weren't willing to wait for me to make up my mind. I even caught one of them cheating on me. Ironically, "With or Without You" by U2 was playing on the radio when it happened. How odd is THAT? I LOVE that song, but it's meaning changed a LOT for me that day.

[CathyCA]

Shamm, you are a complete perv.

[Shammrog]

Shamm, you are a complete perv.

Thanks! ;)

[Shammrog]

I am, frankly, disappointed in the lack of participation in this poll.

[CameronBornAndBred]

I love the Paris Hilton option (even though she claims she's practically a virgin)

[Shammrog]

I love the Paris Hilton option (even though she claims she's practically a virgin)

I can (with a high degree of confidence) say she is definitely not even close to being a virgin.

[windsor]

I love the Paris Hilton option (even though she claims she's practically a virgin)

I can (with a high degree of confidence) say she is definitely not even close to being a virgin.

I am closer to a vrigin than she is...and I have birthed a baby...and responded to the poll

[bjornolf]

Technically, by the old definition, she IS a virgin and you are not, by the pure mention of you having birthed a baby, assuming you didn't have a c-section.

[CathyCA]

Paris Hilton isn't a virgin. Didn't she have a sex video?

And what is the old definition of virginity? Has something changed? What is the new definition of virginity?