Dentist

[EarlJam]

Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

[CathyCA]

I hate my dentist.

He loves me.

[Miles]

Kelly's at the dentist right now having a crown repaired. I'm at a coffee shop trying to work but there are many, many annoying people having meetings next to me. I'm okay with people meeting in public places for meetings, but I think they need to keep the volume at a respectable level and if they can't, then they need to take their business elsewhere. One of the tools keeps interrupting the meeting with obnoxiously loud phone calls. Take the damn phone outside! I'm seconds away from ordering an extra large, pumpkin latte and dumping the damn thing down his neck. At this point, I'd be willing to risk jail time to shut his pie hole.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Kelly's at the dentist right now having a crown repaired. I'm at a coffee shop trying to work but there are many, many annoying people having meetings next to me. I'm okay with people meeting in public places for meetings, but I think they need to keep the volume at a respectable level and if they can't, then they need to take their business elsewhere. One of the tools keeps interrupting the meeting with obnoxiously loud phone calls. Take the damn phone outside! I'm seconds away from ordering an extra large, pumpkin latte and dumping the damn thing down his neck. At this point, I'd be willing to risk jail time to shut his pie hole.

Temper, temper Mr. Miles.
And toothy vibes to Kelly.

[Lavabe]

Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

DUDE...

[EarlJam]

Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

DUDE...

I'd love to have one of these contraptions under my desk!

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

DUDE...

I'd love to have one of these contraptions under my desk!

-EarlJam

[Jesus_hurley]

Infraction to EJ for posting the same thing twice (PW).

[colchar]

Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

DUDE...

I'd love to have one of these contraptions under my desk!

-EarlJam

Under your desk?!? Do you really need anymore gas anywhere near your ass?

[captmojo]

Kelly's at the dentist right now having a crown repaired. I'm at a coffee shop trying to work but there are many, many annoying people having meetings next to me. I'm okay with people meeting in public places for meetings, but I think they need to keep the volume at a respectable level and if they can't, then they need to take their business elsewhere. One of the tools keeps interrupting the meeting with obnoxiously loud phone calls. Take the damn phone outside! I'm seconds away from ordering an extra large, pumpkin latte and dumping the damn thing down his neck. At this point, I'd be willing to risk jail time to shut his pie hole.

I know that guy!
He keeps a lighted Santa head on the wall over his garage door!

[DukePA]

I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

[colchar]

I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

[CameronBornAndBred]

I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

I know nitrous as "hippie crack". It was a favorite at Dead shows, you could buy large balloons of it for 5 bucks.

[EarlJam]

I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

Oh dear God.



-EarlJam

[DevilWearsPrada]

All this gas, gave me the giggles!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EarlJam]

I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

To quote Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords, "Too many dicks."

-EarlJam

[DukePA]

I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

NOOOOO! Penises would be "wanker, wanker, wanker or dong, dong, dong or whatever " Next time you inhale a little nitrous, you'll see what I mean

[Jesus_hurley]

I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

NOOOOO! Penises would be "wanker, wanker, wanker or dong, dong, dong or whatever " Next time you inhale a little nitrous, you'll see what I mean

I always called it the "wah-wah's"

[bjornolf]

Under your desk?!? Do you really need anymore gas anywhere near your ass?

Just don't light a match!