My legs are purple.

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My legs are purple.

Post by EarlJam » September 20th, 2010, 10:11 pm

Is that bad?

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Re: My legs are purple.

Post by DukePA » September 20th, 2010, 10:16 pm

unless you've covered them with purple jello or pantyhose, probably not good :(
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Re: My legs are purple.

Post by bjornolf » September 21st, 2010, 7:25 am

Definitely not good.

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Re: My legs are purple.

Post by devildeac » September 21st, 2010, 7:42 am

Amputate.
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Re: My legs are purple.

Post by Lavabe » September 21st, 2010, 8:50 am

Have you been stomping some grapes to make wine?

Did you absorb a lot of lint from the insides of a new pair of pants?

Have you been using various substances lately?
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Re: My legs are purple.

Post by DukieInKansas » September 21st, 2010, 10:28 am

If you didn't take a bath in grape juice, this wouldn't happen to you.

If you could get the rest of you to turn purple, you could rent yourself out as a mascot to teams with purple in their colors. Or just change your name to Barney.
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