Sh*t My Dad Says...

[bjornolf]

My Dad bought me this book for my birthday. It is one of the best books I have ever read in my entire life. It's great! I've had almost every conversation in it with my children, minus a lot of the profanity. And the ones I haven't, I've had with my dad, or I'm sure I WILL have with my kids at some point. I have laughed hysterically several times while reading it.



http://www.amazon.com/Sh-t-My-Dad-Says/ ... 018&sr=8-1

[Native]

Love it too! The author also has a twitter feed: www.twitter.com/sh*tmydadsays (Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one ). He posts new quotes all the time!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Saw the author interviewed on TV several months ago. It does sound hilarious and William Shatner is probably perfect to play the dad on the new TV series. Was disappointed in ol' Bill when he met the author at a taping - Shatner basically (barely) nodded his head and ignored him. I expect more out of Captain James T. Kirk.

[Miles]

Love it too! The author also has a twitter feed: http://www.twitter.com/sh*tmydadsays (Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one ). He posts new quotes all the time!

It all started with Twitter. The father is a genius.

[colchar]

(Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one ).

A language barrier around here? Are you fucking kidding? If we had one of those I woulda been screwed ages ago!

Around here we relish the freedom to swear if, and when, we think it appropriate.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. See?

[Native]

(Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one ).

A language barrier around here? Are you fucking kidding? If we had one of those I woulda been screwed ages ago!

Around here we relish the freedom to swear if, and when, we think it appropriate.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. See?

Well, your grandmother's not on the site either.

[lawgrad91]

(Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one ).

A language barrier around here? Are you fucking kidding? If we had one of those I woulda been screwed ages ago!

Around here we relish the freedom to swear if, and when, we think it appropriate.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. See?

Well, your grandmother's not on the site either.

Native, you want us to tell your grandmother that you don't know any of those words? ;)

[Native]

Native, you want us to tell your grandmother that you don't know any of those words? ;)

Bless her heart!

[Lavabe]

(Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one ).

A language barrier around here? Are you fucking kidding? If we had one of those I woulda been screwed ages ago!

Around here we relish the freedom to swear if, and when, we think it appropriate.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. See?

I'm a moderator.
I like staying in my barcolounger.
I agree with colchar.

[Jesus_hurley]

I'm not fucking sure which shit is funnier: the shitmydadsays twitter or a language filter here. Hard fucking decision.

[Lavabe]

I'm not fucking sure which shit is funnier: the shitmydadsays twitter or a language filter here. Hard fucking decision.

You're such a wanker for saying that.

[Native]

I'm not fucking sure which shit is funnier: the shitmydadsays twitter or a language filter here. Hard fucking decision.

You're such a wanker for saying that.

[colchar]

I'm not fucking sure which shit is funnier: the shitmydadsays twitter or a language filter here. Hard fucking decision.

You're such a wanker for saying that.

And you're a tosser for saying that!

[devildeac]

Native, you want us to tell your grandmother that you don't know any of those words? ;)

Bless her heart!

This is probably the funniest comment here.

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Native, you want us to tell your grandmother that you don't know any of those words? ;)

Bless her heart!

This is probably the funniest comment here.

I lurk, therefore I am.
Love, Ima

[devildeac]

Bless her heart!

This is probably the funniest comment here.

I lurk, therefore I am.
Love, Ima

[EarlJam]

I remember one time as a kid I went up to my dad and asked for an advance on my allowance.

I remember him looking down at me and saying curtly, "Fuck no."

I remember thinking, "Man, that seems kinda cold, but I'm young. One day I'll grow to understand."

Now that I'm older, I look back to that same moment and think, "Man, that was pretty fuckin' cold."

Yeah. Man.

-EarlJam

[CameronBornAndBred]

I remember one time as a kid I went up to my dad and asked for an advance on my allowance.

I remember him looking down at me and saying curtly, "Fuck no."

I remember thinking, "Man, that seems kinda cold, but I'm young. One day I'll grow to understand."

Now that I'm older, I look back to that same moment and think, "Man, that was pretty fuckin' cold."

Yeah. Man.

-EarlJam

[CameronBornAndBred]

I remember one time as a kid I went up to my dad and asked for an advance on my allowance.

I remember him looking down at me and saying curtly, "Fuck no."

I remember thinking, "Man, that seems kinda cold, but I'm young. One day I'll grow to understand."

Now that I'm older, I look back to that same moment and think, "Man, that was pretty fuckin' cold."

Yeah. Man.

-EarlJam

I didn't mean to laugh, I meant to say "how traumatizing..so sorry".

[Lavabe]

I remember one time as a kid I went up to my dad and asked for an advance on my allowance.

I remember him looking down at me and saying curtly, "Fuck no."

I remember thinking, "Man, that seems kinda cold, but I'm young. One day I'll grow to understand."

Now that I'm older, I look back to that same moment and think, "Man, that was pretty fuckin' cold."

Yeah. Man.

-EarlJam

At least he didn't say:
"Son... you're such a wanker for saying that!"