Which Animal Would You Least Like to get Mauled By?

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Which Animal Would You Least Like to get Mauled By?

1. Shark
1
8%
2. Bear
1
8%
3. Gorilla (or any member of the ape family)
2
15%
4. Pit Bull
1
8%
5. Wolf
0
No votes
6. Tiger (or any member of the big-ass cat family)
1
8%
7. Bull
0
No votes
8. Alligator (or Crocodile)
2
15%
9. Other
5
38%
 
Total votes: 13
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Re: Which Animal Would You Least Like to get Mauled By?

Post by CathyCA » August 9th, 2010, 1:01 pm

I chose pit bull. I think I can successfully avoid the wild animals by staying out of their habitat, but I'm not so sure that I could avoid a pit bull who has been trained to attack.
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Re: Which Animal Would You Least Like to get Mauled By?

Post by EarlJam » August 9th, 2010, 4:02 pm

bjornolf wrote:
Lavabe wrote:1. Piranha... I just finished watching YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.

2. Anaconda.
1. Piranha: I was watching a show on Discovery the other day, and they were talking about piranha. This guy jumped into a pool with hungry piranha, and they didn't touch him. He also jumped in with blood in the pool, and they didn't touch him. There was some combination of thrashing and blood that cause them to go nuts. They threw some ripped up dead animal in there and started thrashing it around, and that got them going.
Man. Talk about finicky. Here, have a free human to eat. Piranha: "Nah."

Well here, have some blood with it (your version of ketchup). Piranha: "No thanks."

Well HERE, have a live human with open flesh wounds, screaming in terror and covered in blood! Piranha: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!"

Piranha are assholes.

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