Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

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Will Tiger Woods EVER have sex again?

1. Yes, with his wife AND with other people.
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17%
2. Yes, but only with his wife.
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3. Yes, but only with inantimate objects.
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No votes
4. Don't know; don't care.
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67%
5. He will have sex, but only with skank strangers.
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8%
6. Tiger is a virgin and will remain one.
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8%
 
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Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

Post by EarlJam » March 22nd, 2010, 4:05 pm

Is his sex life over? Will he EVER have sex again?

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Re: Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

Post by DukeUsul » March 22nd, 2010, 4:06 pm

I wish people would shut the hell up about Tiger.
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Re: Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » March 22nd, 2010, 4:38 pm

Yes, with his wife and eventually, with EarlJam... :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o
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Re: Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

Post by TillyGalore » March 22nd, 2010, 7:09 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Yes, with his wife and eventually, with EarlJam... :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o
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Re: Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

Post by CathyCA » March 22nd, 2010, 9:03 pm

If Elin is smart, Tiger will have sex, but only with skank strangers.

She shouldn't risk her life to be intimate with Tiger.
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Re: Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

Post by colchar » March 23rd, 2010, 2:15 pm

I highly doubt she (Elin) will ever sleep with him again so, if he wants to have sex (which he obviously would given his history), he'll have to resort to skanky hoes, dirt squirrels, and cum dumpsters.
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Re: Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

Post by CameronBornAndBred » March 23rd, 2010, 2:43 pm

colchar wrote:I highly doubt she (Elin) will ever sleep with him again so, if he wants to have sex (which he obviously would given his history), he'll have to resort to skanky hoes, dirt squirrels, and cum dumpsters.
What do you mean resort too? That describes the ones he purposefully sought out before he got busted.
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Re: Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

Post by colchar » March 23rd, 2010, 10:39 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
colchar wrote:I highly doubt she (Elin) will ever sleep with him again so, if he wants to have sex (which he obviously would given his history), he'll have to resort to skanky hoes, dirt squirrels, and cum dumpsters.
What do you mean resort too? That describes the ones he purposefully sought out before he got busted.

Yeah, I just meant that those are all he will get now as Elin isn't likely to have anything to do with him ever again.
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Re: Tiger Woods - Will he have sex again?

Post by Miles » March 24th, 2010, 5:53 am

Commenting on Tiger having sex again is about like commenting on if an alcoholic will drink again. Feels kinda sleazy.

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