I've decided to buy myself a new t-shirt.

[wilson]

At Coors Field last weekend I saw someone wearing a t-shirt that read "Chris Hansen is a Cock Block". I didn't know if I should laugh or be repulsed, so I did a bit of both.

I commend you on such a seamless melding of this thread's overall topic and the tangent in my previous post. Also, that shirt is indeed hilarious, though I don't have the stones to wear something like that.