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colchar
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by colchar » March 13th, 2010, 4:07 pm
bjornolf wrote:Gee, I wonder where the ex-husband's eyes were when they crashed?
Something tells me that, despite being her ex, he still gets to survey the landscape on a regular basis.
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by CameronBornAndBred » March 13th, 2010, 4:09 pm
colchar wrote:bjornolf wrote:Gee, I wonder where the ex-husband's eyes were when they crashed?
Something tells me that, despite being her ex, he still gets to survey the landscape on a regular basis.
"You missed a spot, and watch that stop sign."
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by devildeac » March 13th, 2010, 4:26 pm
CameronBornAndBred wrote:colchar wrote:bjornolf wrote:Gee, I wonder where the ex-husband's eyes were when they crashed?
Something tells me that, despite being her ex, he still gets to survey the landscape on a regular basis.
"You missed a spot, and watch that stop sign."
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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by Lavabe » March 13th, 2010, 5:28 pm
colchar wrote:Lavabe wrote:And here I thought this was going to be about those crazy Canadians!
Nah, you Yanks seem to have a monopoly on the Darwin awards ;)
Wait a minute...
To be a true Darwin Award contender, the individuals would have to remove themselves from the breeding pool. As far as I can tell, the people in question are still alive, and one could argue that they are probably actively breeding.
The people are arguably STUPID (and BIZARRE), but are they really Darwin Award contenders?
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by colchar » March 13th, 2010, 5:47 pm
Lavabe wrote:
Wait a minute...
To be a true Darwin Award contender, the individuals would have to remove themselves from the breeding pool. As far as I can tell, the people in question are still alive, and one could argue that they are probably actively breeding.
The people are arguably STUPID (and BIZARRE), but are they really Darwin Award contenders?
The Darwin Awards have a category for 'At-Risk Survivors' so I figured this story, and especially the people in it, fit into that category. As they say on the Darwin Awards website "The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, but we salute their spirit and innovation."
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/
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by devildeac » March 13th, 2010, 9:21 pm
colchar wrote:Lavabe wrote:
Wait a minute...
To be a true Darwin Award contender, the individuals would have to remove themselves from the breeding pool. As far as I can tell, the people in question are still alive, and one could argue that they are probably actively breeding.
The people are arguably STUPID (and BIZARRE), but are they really Darwin Award contenders?
The Darwin Awards have a category for 'At-Risk Survivors' so I figured this story, and especially the people in it, fit into that category. As they say on the Darwin Awards website "The stupidity displayed by the participants in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, but we salute their spirit and innovation."
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.