Limericks (bringing an oldie but goody back)

[EarlJam]

The only rule is, the next poster (if there is one), must use a noun or verb from the last line of the previous poster in his/her limerick. Also, all limericks in this thread must bash UNC in any manner. Here we go:

There once was a man named Dean;
Who long said goodbye to lean;
To this very day;
He's jealous of K;
And he longs to french kiss Charlie Sheen.


-EJ

[Very Duke Blue]

The only rule is, the next poster (if there is one), must use a noun or verb from the last line of the previous poster in his/her limerick. Also, all limericks in this thread must bash UNC in any manner. Here we go:

There once was a man named Dean;
Who long said goodbye to lean;
To this very day;
He's jealous of K;
And he longs to french kiss Charlie Sheen.


-EJ

Whats the second verse?

[CathyCA]

I can't think of anything right now, except that "referees" rhymes with "whine and cheese."

[devildeac]

I can't think of anything right now, except that "referees" rhymes with "whine and cheese."

I thought referess rhymed with suck.

[Lavabe]

I can't think of anything right now, except that "referees" rhymes with "whine and cheese."

I thought referess rhymed with suck.

And that would rhyme with woodchuck.