Moderator Thoughts, with EarlJam

[EarlJam]

Obviously, at first, the site will be full of green with moderator postings - like it is now.

This made me realize something - and my God, I never thought I'd say this seriously:

I love the MODS!

This is more awesomer than taking Anna Kournikova to a Flight of the Conchords concert!

-EJ

[Lavabe]

Obviously, at first, the site will be full of green with moderator postings - like it is now.

This made me realize something - and my God, I never thought I'd say this seriously:

I love the MODS!

This is more awesomer than taking Anna Kournikova to a Flight of the Conchords concert!

-EJ

Umm... what he said. But I think this not quite EarlJam. After all, he replied without inventing a few words.

[colchar]

Obviously, at first, the site will be full of green with moderator postings - like it is now.

Just while we're playing around and learning how everything works - but we'll try to contain things in the Grinch thread for that is why it was created.

This is more awesomer than taking Anna Kournikova to a Flight of the Conchords concert!

I'm kind of partial to Maria Sharapova lately. Not that I'd kick Anna out of bed for eating crackers, or anything else for that matter, but I must say I do prefer Maria.

[EarlJam]

I'm kind of partial to Maria Sharapova lately. Not that I'd kick Anna out of bed for eating crackers, or anything else for that matter, but I must say I do prefer Maria.

Any of the 327 tall white Russian female tennis players will do. They all seem to look, well, spectacular. What's in the vodka over there?

-EJ

[colchar]

I'm kind of partial to Maria Sharapova lately. Not that I'd kick Anna out of bed for eating crackers, or anything else for that matter, but I must say I do prefer Maria.

Any of the 327 tall white Russian female tennis players will do. They all seem to look, well, spectacular.

-EJ

Yeah, I can't argue with that.

[captmojo]

...What's in the vodka over there?

-EJ

This may be one example...

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Dredging up the past. Not sure if it warrants a new thread but...
Has anyone tried this stuff?
Stolnaya Peperoni

A local retired industrialist recently went to Russia and came back with a bottle of this stuff. He gave it to a friend of mine, unknowing she had recently stopped drinking altogether. She accepted, in politeness, then gave the bottle to me. I've had it for about a month.
(She figured I might really need it...see "life is not good") So, my possession is third-hand. I haven't cracked the seal yet and I also can't find any reviews for it on line that aren't written in Russian, or at least in Danish.
A red pepper pod swims at the bottom of the bottle. I can't imagine what it might mix with. I'm open for suggestions.

[wilson]

A red pepper pod swims at the bottom of the bottle. I can't imagine what it might mix with. I'm open for suggestions.

Sounds tailor-made for a Bloody Mary to me.

[captmojo]

What if not that? I'm not a Mary kind of guy.
I can't stomach tomatoes. I haven't since I got sick from a bad one 49 years ago.
I don't even care for Ketchup.
Mom used to can them in the summers and I had to leave and stay with my cousins 'cause I couldn't take the smell.

[Miles]

What if not that? I'm not a Mary kind of guy.
I can't stomach tomatoes. I haven't since I got sick from a bad one 49 years ago.
I don't even care for Ketchup.
Mom used to can them in the summers and I had to leave and stay with my cousins 'cause I couldn't take the smell.

Spicy vodka gimlet.
1 shot Rose's lime
1 shot or so of spicy vodka
ice
Shake it
strain it
drink it

[captmojo]

Spicy vodka gimlet.
1 shot Rose's lime
1 shot or so of spicy vodka
ice
Shake it
strain it
drink it

Hmm.
Sound tasty.
Mojo like lime.
Mojo intrigued by thought of spicy lime.

[devildeac]

...What's in the vodka over there?

-EJ

This may be one example...

Stolnaya.jpg

Dredging up the past. Not sure if it warrants a new thread but...
Has anyone tried this stuff?
Stolnaya Peperoni

A local retired industrialist recently went to Russia and came back with a bottle of this stuff. He gave it to a friend of mine, unknowing she had recently stopped drinking altogether. She accepted, in politeness, then gave the bottle to me. I've had it for about a month.
(She figured I might really need it...see "life is not good") So, my possession is third-hand. I haven't cracked the seal yet and I also can't find any reviews for it on line that aren't written in Russian, or at least in Danish.
A red pepper pod swims at the bottom of the bottle. I can't imagine what it might mix with. I'm open for suggestions.

My son speaks Russian. He might be interested in the bottle AND its contents... :oops: :roll:

[wilson]

What if not that? I'm not a Mary kind of guy.
I can't stomach tomatoes. I haven't since I got sick from a bad one 49 years ago.
I don't even care for Ketchup.
Mom used to can them in the summers and I had to leave and stay with my cousins 'cause I couldn't take the smell.

Jeez...I dunno then. If it's not in Bloodies, then I pretty much don't drink vodka.

[captmojo]

...What's in the vodka over there?

-EJ

This may be one example...

Stolnaya.jpg

Dredging up the past. Not sure if it warrants a new thread but...
Has anyone tried this stuff?
Stolnaya Peperoni

A local retired industrialist recently went to Russia and came back with a bottle of this stuff. He gave it to a friend of mine, unknowing she had recently stopped drinking altogether. She accepted, in politeness, then gave the bottle to me. I've had it for about a month.
(She figured I might really need it...see "life is not good") So, my possession is third-hand. I haven't cracked the seal yet and I also can't find any reviews for it on line that aren't written in Russian, or at least in Danish.
A red pepper pod swims at the bottom of the bottle. I can't imagine what it might mix with. I'm open for suggestions.

My son speaks Russian. He might be interested in the bottle AND its contents... :oops: :roll:

You have six more to 1500!

[captmojo]

Jeez...I dunno then. If it's not in Bloodies, then I pretty much don't drink vodka.

I pretty much don't do vodka at all.
Gin in my Martini please.

[devildeac]

[[quote="EarlJamThis may be one example...

Stolnaya.jpg

Dredging up the past. Not sure if it warrants a new thread but...
Has anyone tried this stuff?
Stolnaya Peperoni

A local retired industrialist recently went to Russia and came back with a bottle of this stuff. He gave it to a friend of mine, unknowing she had recently stopped drinking altogether. She accepted, in politeness, then gave the bottle to me. I've had it for about a month.
(She figured I might really need it...see "life is not good") So, my possession is third-hand. I haven't cracked the seal yet and I also can't find any reviews for it on line that aren't written in Russian, or at least in Danish.
A red pepper pod swims at the bottom of the bottle. I can't imagine what it might mix with. I'm open for suggestions.

My son speaks Russian. He might be interested in the bottle AND its contents... :oops: :roll:

You have six more to 1500![/quote]

Correction: 5 :oops: :roll: ;)

[wilson]

I pretty much don't do vodka at all.
Gin in my Martini please.

Same here. Tanqueray, please, and bleu cheese olives if you've got 'em. Also, make my martini clean, please.

[captmojo]

I pretty much don't do vodka at all.
Gin in my Martini please.

Same here. Tanqueray, please, and bleu cheese olives if you've got 'em. Also, make my martini clean, please.

Damn. Is it 5:00 yet?

[DukeUsul]

I pretty much don't do vodka at all.
Gin in my Martini please.

Same here. Tanqueray, please, and bleu cheese olives if you've got 'em. Also, make my martini clean, please.

And dry. Please not wet. I prefer you to pour vermouth in the glass, swirl it around, then dump down the drain.

[wilson]

And dry. Please not wet. I prefer you to pour vermouth in the glass, swirl it around, then dump down the drain.

Better yet, get a cocktail spritzer and give me the lightest of vermouth mist in the glass by way of two little squirts.

[captmojo]

Just take the cap off the vermouth bottle and wave it around the room.


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