Explore your redneckidness

[knights68]

Have you ever been to, or were curious enough/want to go to the following?

Monster Truck competition
Tractor Pull
Dirt track racing
Fishing competition
Any kind of event that features
a) Wheel Barrels
b) Mud
c) (at least two of these at the same time) dogs/women/food/bait/water/booze/bodily sounds-effects
Competition tailgatin'

[wilson]

Monster Truck competition: Been multiple times. LOVE it.
Tractor Pull: never been, but demolition derby is better anyway
Dirt track racing: been multiple times, would go again
Fishing competition: never been, but do like to fish
Any kind of event that features
a) Wheel Barrels: no
b) Mud: yes
c) (at least two of these at the same time) dogs/women/food/bait/water/booze/bodily sounds-effects: of course
Competition tailgatin': didn't know it existed, but could hold my own

[knights68]

Tractor Pull: never been, but demolition derby is better anyway

i knew I missed something!

[wilson]

Tractor Pull: never been, but demolition derby is better anyway

i knew I missed something!

Demolition Derby goes particularly well with a deep-fried Snickers, Oreo, or other treat. God bless the North Carolina State Fair.

[cl15876]

Have you ever been to, or were curious enough/want to go to the following?

Monster Truck competition
Tractor Pull
Dirt track racing
Fishing competition
Any kind of event that features
a) Wheel Barrels
b) Mud
c) (at least two of these at the same time) dogs/women/food/bait/water/booze/bodily sounds-effects
Competition tailgatin'

Monster Truck competition - YES, very cool and fun and would do again! VERY LOUD though, WHAT did you say?
Tractor Pull - Yes, once, it was fun also! VERY LOUD, WHAT, I SEE YOUR LIPS MOVING but hear NO SOUND!!!!!
Dirt track racing - Yes, once, in PA, would like to revisit!!!!
Fishing competition - Nope, but always wanted to be in ONE!!!!
Any kind of event that features
a) Wheel Barrels - NOPE, but am game!
b) Mud - DEFINITELY WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIENCE THIS!
c) (at least two of these at the same time) dogs/women/food/bait/water/booze/bodily sounds-effects - NOPE, refraining from further comment :oops:
d) Competition tailgatin' - Nope, but can't wait to try!!!!

What about handcuffs and rope ties around the ankles and thighs? Also, what about a greased pole?

[captmojo]

Have you ever been to, or were curious enough/want to go to the following?

Monster Truck competition
Tractor Pull
Dirt track racing
Fishing competition
Any kind of event that features
a) Wheel Barrels
b) Mud
c) (at least two of these at the same time) dogs/women/food/bait/water/booze/bodily sounds-effects
Competition tailgatin'

I didn't know that monsters needed trucks. How do monsters compete?
Why would anyone want to pull a tractor. (Pulling with Tractors, would be a more accurate title, don't ya think?)
I've been in competitive fishing situations. I'd like to see 'Full Contact Fishing'.
The 'Daytona of Dirt' lays 2.5 miles to the southwest of my house. They can get pretty loud every Saturday night. I stay home.
Oops. I got out of order.
C....Yes, and all at the same time. :oops:

[ArkieDukie]

I have multiple family members who enter truck pulls quite regularly. True story: my younger bro left my sister's wedding reception to go to a truck pull. She wasn't amused.

[captmojo]

I think Bill Engvall had the hallmark standard when he mentioned about two of his uncles cracking open beer cans during a funeral eulogy.

[ArkieDukie]

I think Bill Engvall had the hallmark standard when he mentioned about two of his uncles cracking open beer cans during a funeral eulogy.

A frightening number of the Jeff Foxworthy "You might be a redneck" items apply to my family.

[captmojo]

I had cousins of mine, very distant...so distant I had to ask who they were, that I saw smoking, (not terbacky) inside the Primitive Baptist church where our family reunion was being held.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

I've certainly been to events that involved women, food and booze. Brunchgate comes immediately to mind And we've talked about entering a tailgate competition on CTN.

[cl15876]

I think Bill Engvall had the hallmark standard when he mentioned about two of his uncles cracking open beer cans during a funeral eulogy.

I saw that and then Larry the cable guy eventually came out of the .... well, confined location... and he was sure explicit about the remnants of his achievements and being down wind WAS NOT A GOOD THANG!!!!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Is my neckedness red? Not usually!

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

You guys are starting to scare me now. Bless yer hearts.
Love, Ima

[Lavabe]

Have you ever been to, or were curious enough/want to go to the following?

Monster Truck competition
Tractor Pull
Dirt track racing
Fishing competition
Any kind of event that features
a) Wheel Barrels
b) Mud
c) (at least two of these at the same time) dogs/women/food/bait/water/booze/bodily sounds-effects
Competition tailgatin'

No reference to NASCAR's Camping World Truck series?
Just sayin'. ;)

[knights68]

No reference to NASCAR's Camping World Truck series?
Just sayin'. ;)

That ain't truck racing. You know, back in the day (70's) there was TRUCK racing.... as in the tractor portion of tractor-trailers, racing around. THAT was truck racin'!! And believe me, when they wiped.... now that was a wipe out!!

So that's why truck racin' wasn't included. Not really the same anymore.

[weezie]

We went to the Daytona, free tickets from a friend and I gotta admit, I was completely blown away by the awesome level of redneckidness there. I mean, it was the Louvre of Redneckidness.

[Miles]

We went to the Daytona, free tickets from a friend and I gotta admit, I was completely blown away by the awesome level of redneckidness there. I mean, it was the Louvre of Redneckidness.

Fantastic combination: the Louvre of Redneckidness.

[captmojo]

Once upon a time, I sold a used car to Mike Skinner.
Does that qualify me? Does that over-qualify me?