You can't make this stuff up!

[OPK]

Here’s my favorite, it happened while I was living in nearby Key West. A Florida Keys woman, whose license had been suspended, was driving to meet her boyfriend who was getting out of jail. For some reason, her ex-husband was in the passenger seat. (I guess he’s a really good sport.) She wanted to look her best for her BF so she asked her ex to handle the steering wheel while she worked the gas and brake pedals and used her hands to trim her bush. Because Florida. Anyway, they ran into a vehicle from behind because she didn’t apply the brakes and the ex didn’t steer away, and then they took off. She was booked on hit and run. No report on how successful the trim was.

https://wblk.com/accident-caused-by-wom ... ing-video/

“Whew! That was a close shave.”

[lawgrad91]

Here’s my favorite, it happened while I was living in nearby Key West. A Florida Keys woman, whose license had been suspended, was driving to meet her boyfriend who was getting out of jail. For some reason, her ex-husband was in the passenger seat. (I guess he’s a really good sport.) She wanted to look her best for her BF so she asked her ex to handle the steering wheel while she worked the gas and brake pedals and used her hands to trim her bush. Because Florida. Anyway, they ran into a vehicle from behind because she didn’t apply the brakes and the ex didn’t steer away, and then they took off. She was booked on hit and run. No report on how successful the trim was.

https://wblk.com/accident-caused-by-wom ... ing-video/

Wonder if she gapped herself.

[lawgrad91]

Again something none of us would do, for a variety of reasons....but if one is under the age of 18, one should not take a picture of one's frontal genitals and send it to one's probation officer, even if said picture was meant for one's boyfriend/girlfriend/side piece.

[OPK]

Again something none of us would do, for a variety of reasons....but if one is under the age of 18, one should not take a picture of one's frontal genitals and send it to one's probation officer, even if said picture was meant for one's boyfriend/girlfriend/side piece.

Noted.

[lawgrad91]

Again something none of us would do, for a variety of reasons....but if one is under the age of 18, one should not take a picture of one's frontal genitals and send it to one's probation officer, even if said picture was meant for one's boyfriend/girlfriend/side piece.

Noted.

Update: as a corollary to something mentioned some pages ago, if one does send a genital picture, one should not include in the photo visible and distinctive tattoos on one's hand, making it impossible to deny. (Or, I suppose, visible and distinctive tattoos anywhere else. We had a defendant once who had tattooed a green dollar sign on his privy member.)

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Again something none of us would do, for a variety of reasons....but if one is under the age of 18, one should not take a picture of one's frontal genitals and send it to one's probation officer, even if said picture was meant for one's boyfriend/girlfriend/side piece.

Noted.

Update: as a corollary to something mentioned some pages ago, if one does send a genital picture, one should not include in the photo visible and distinctive tattoos on one's hand, making it impossible to deny. (Or, I suppose, visible and distinctive tattoos anywhere else. We had a defendant once who had tattooed a green dollar sign on his privy member.)

And then there's the joke about the hooker laughing at her client when he had "Shorty" tattooed on his privates. But she fainted at the extended "version" that said "Shorty and Pete's Truck Stop, Chattanooga, Tennessee"

[lawgrad91]

Noted.

Update: as a corollary to something mentioned some pages ago, if one does send a genital picture, one should not include in the photo visible and distinctive tattoos on one's hand, making it impossible to deny. (Or, I suppose, visible and distinctive tattoos anywhere else. We had a defendant once who had tattooed a green dollar sign on his privy member.)

And then there's the joke about the hooker laughing at her client when he had "Shorty" tattooed on his privates. But she fainted at the extended "version" that said "Shorty and Pete's Truck Stop, Chattanooga, Tennessee"

[OPK]

Noted.

Update: as a corollary to something mentioned some pages ago, if one does send a genital picture, one should not include in the photo visible and distinctive tattoos on one's hand, making it impossible to deny. (Or, I suppose, visible and distinctive tattoos anywhere else. We had a defendant once who had tattooed a green dollar sign on his privy member.)

And then there's the joke about the hooker laughing at her client when he had "Shorty" tattooed on his privates. But she fainted at the extended "version" that said "Shorty and Pete's Truck Stop, Chattanooga, Tennessee"

Anyone else remember the back covers of Mad Magazine, where they had an illustration that showed something different if you folded it up?

[lawgrad91]

Jethro the boss was talking in the front part of the office about going to church. Asked ABDULLAH the intern, “you sit in the back of the church, don’t you?”

Had ZERO idea that Abdullah is a Muslim name.

[lawgrad91]

A defendant just received this text from his girlfriend....

The pope died [name redacted] that’s not good the next pope will give power to the Antichrist and your in there not out here to be with your kids. Omg this is so bad

[OPK]

A defendant just received this text from his girlfriend....

The pope died [name redacted] that’s not good the next pope will give power to the Antichrist and your in there not out here to be with your kids. Omg this is so bad

No pressure on the defense lawyer there.

[lawgrad91]

Our county newsletter for May hit the emailbox today, and one page celebrates National Telecommunicator Week.

There are a few pictures of various 911 dispatchers, and then there's a poem, lovingly written by...Chat GPT.

[lawgrad91]

The office ran out of paper last week and the crack office staff accidentally ordered...steno pads. They meant to order LEGAL pads.

There is not a stenographer in the bunch. To them, "shorthand" means you can buy small size gloves.