You can't make this stuff up!
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Re: You can't make this stuff up!
The genius of the week showed up at the Sheriff's Office, under the influence of a non-liquid intoxicant. Told the deputy there that he wanted to work for the Drug Task Force as a CI, buying drugs, and wanted them to provide him with some samples.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up!
The boiler is leaking boiler oil from the fourth floor into the light and the ceiling tile over the Circuit Court Judge's Secretary's office. It has a red additive, and looks like blood dripping from the ceiling.
Maintenance has ordered a new gasket. In the interim, they have attached a water hose to the leaky area and put down hazmat foam for what isn't caught by the water hose and bucket.
It would be a good time to turn the Courthouse into a Halloween Haunted House.
Maintenance has ordered a new gasket. In the interim, they have attached a water hose to the leaky area and put down hazmat foam for what isn't caught by the water hose and bucket.
It would be a good time to turn the Courthouse into a Halloween Haunted House.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up!
Ah, the joys of public service.lawgrad91 wrote: ↑October 25th, 2024, 10:28 amThe boiler is leaking boiler oil from the fourth floor into the light and the ceiling tile over the Circuit Court Judge's Secretary's office. It has a red additive, and looks like blood dripping from the ceiling.
Maintenance has ordered a new gasket. In the interim, they have attached a water hose to the leaky area and put down hazmat foam for what isn't caught by the water hose and bucket.
It would be a good time to turn the Courthouse into a Halloween Haunted House.
Re: You can't make this stuff up!
Sounds like the judge needs to start doing sentencing in chambers. That will get their attention.lawgrad91 wrote: ↑October 25th, 2024, 10:28 amThe boiler is leaking boiler oil from the fourth floor into the light and the ceiling tile over the Circuit Court Judge's Secretary's office. It has a red additive, and looks like blood dripping from the ceiling.
Maintenance has ordered a new gasket. In the interim, they have attached a water hose to the leaky area and put down hazmat foam for what isn't caught by the water hose and bucket.
It would be a good time to turn the Courthouse into a Halloween Haunted House.