Am I the only one here who has church music trauma (since AD moved from the church where the choir director was, um, canoodling with a choir member)?
The worst music program in the history of church music programs was slated for 5:00 tonight. We were supposed to arrive at 4:30. No one told me the ladies were supposed to wear red tops and black pants. So when we get there at 4:30, the other ladies are all in red. I'm in a white top and a festive Duke blue vest with puppies on it.
I dropped off Mom and the Rev Lawgrad (who says it was coincidental that he wore a white shirt and red tie and black pants, like the other men) and drive like a bat out of hades for the one fashion boutique open in East Bend, NC, on a Sunday night. Anyone want to hazard a guess as to the fashion boutique?
If your answer is Dollar General, go to the head of the class.
Dollar General had a wide variety of options, if by wide variety you mean "two." The local high school, Forbush (home of the Falcons) wears red. And there was a charming men's brick red hoodie. I opted for the hoodie. Actually, it didn't look too awful with the blue vest.
Other than no one ever coming in together or ending together, the music program was ok, except for the sopranos turning "Joy to the World" into a round.

Iron Duke #1471997.