Friday Sex Poll 4.0
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Friday Sex Poll 4.0
So, ever done it (giving or receiving) in the "service entrance?"
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Assuming I know what you mean by that, I would have to say no.
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Re: Friday Sex Poll 4.0
Could this be confused with the "service exit"?
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Re: Friday Sex Poll 4.0
Well, if I'm understanding him right, MANY people believe that this is only to be used as an exit.
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Define "it."
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CathyCA wrote:Define "it."
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Insert tab A into slot C...CathyCA wrote:Define "it."
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Isn't that location rather busy with people coming and going all the time! Oops, that was an accident... I didn't get far enough into the thread.....Shammrog wrote:So, ever done it (giving or receiving) in the "service entrance?"
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I'm not going to touch this one with a ten inch pole.....cl15876 wrote:Isn't that location rather busy with people coming and going all the time! Oops, that was an accident... I didn't get far enough into the thread.....Shammrog wrote:So, ever done it (giving or receiving) in the "service entrance?"
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good luck finding one of those.DukeUsul wrote: I'm not going to touch this one with a ten inch pole.....
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Woah, woah, woah, bone man.cl15876 wrote:Isn't that location rather busy with people coming and going all the time! Oops, that was an accident... I didn't get far enough into the thread.....Shammrog wrote:So, ever done it (giving or receiving) in the "service entrance?"
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Hey guys, a gentle reminder that while we are pretty open here, there are still some youngins on the board... please keep that in mind. Ask yourself if you would you want your kids (or mother) reading what you're posting before you hit submit... Thanks. Back to your regularly scheduled pwing.
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I've personally thought the whole idea of the Friday sex poll was a little racy. But, I figured I'd go with the flow. Younger kids and easily offended mothers should probably avoid anything called a "sex poll" on general principle, if you ask me.
Just out of curiosity, what is particularly offensive to you? I don't see anything worse than other such threads outside of maybe the overall theme of the poll as a whole. Sorry, the rhyming was just a coincidence. I'm not trying to make light here. And don't mess with the homonyms of the rhyming words or you'll really get in trouble. Sorry, couldn't help it. I'm done.
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Just out of curiosity, what is particularly offensive to you? I don't see anything worse than other such threads outside of maybe the overall theme of the poll as a whole. Sorry, the rhyming was just a coincidence. I'm not trying to make light here. And don't mess with the homonyms of the rhyming words or you'll really get in trouble. Sorry, couldn't help it. I'm done.
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Re: Friday Sex Poll 4.0
Shammrog wrote:So, ever done it (giving or receiving) in the "service entrance?"
To serve, one must listen to the need. So I therefore assume the "service entrance" is the ear hole. So no, I have never done "it" in someone's earhole, and if I had, I'd never admit it because that would take freakishly "mini-sized" talent.
I have, however, played doctor with a girl using a stethascope to take her "pulse." Does that count?
Also, about a year ago, I made love to a pair of ear muffs. Not sure that counts either.
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windsor wrote:good luck finding one of those.DukeUsul wrote: I'm not going to touch this one with a ten inch pole.....
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Um, I don't mean to be sick, and I've played doctor before. But where does one take a gal's pulse that's sexual? Feel free to PM me if you can't say it in a non-offensive way.EarlJam wrote:Shammrog wrote:So, ever done it (giving or receiving) in the "service entrance?"
To serve, one must listen to the need. So I therefore assume the "service entrance" is the ear hole. So no, I have never done "it" in someone's earhole, and if I had, I'd never admit it because that would take freakishly "mini-sized" talent.
I have, however, played doctor with a girl using a stethascope to take her "pulse." Does that count?
Also, about a year ago, I made love to a pair of ear muffs. Not sure that counts either.
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By searching for and locating the pudendal artery? (old anatomy joke/reference :roll: ;) )bjornolf wrote:Um, I don't mean to be sick, and I've played doctor before. But where does one take a gal's pulse that's sexual? Feel free to PM me if you can't say it in a non-offensive way.EarlJam wrote:Shammrog wrote:So, ever done it (giving or receiving) in the "service entrance?"
To serve, one must listen to the need. So I therefore assume the "service entrance" is the ear hole. So no, I have never done "it" in someone's earhole, and if I had, I'd never admit it because that would take freakishly "mini-sized" talent.
I have, however, played doctor with a girl using a stethascope to take her "pulse." Does that count?
Also, about a year ago, I made love to a pair of ear muffs. Not sure that counts either.
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I know what that is, but how the heck would you find it with a stethoscope?
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I'm not really sure but I'd bet it would be a lot of fun trying to locate it...bjornolf wrote:I know what that is, but how the heck would you find it with a stethoscope?
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''''bjornolf wrote:Um, I don't mean to be sick, and I've played doctor before. But where does one take a gal's pulse that's sexual? Feel free to PM me if you can't say it in a non-offensive way.EarlJam wrote:Shammrog wrote:So, ever done it (giving or receiving) in the "service entrance?"
To serve, one must listen to the need. So I therefore assume the "service entrance" is the ear hole. So no, I have never done "it" in someone's earhole, and if I had, I'd never admit it because that would take freakishly "mini-sized" talent.
I have, however, played doctor with a girl using a stethascope to take her "pulse." Does that count?
Also, about a year ago, I made love to a pair of ear muffs. Not sure that counts either.
-EarJam
That is why pulse is in quotes. But in the spirit of "keeping it real," I meant that wonderful section of the femal body located below the belly button, above the leg, and centered in-between the hip points.
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