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Giving Head

Post by EarlJam » June 6th, 2011, 5:12 pm

As most of you know, I love to play tennis and also have a background in marketing and PR. That said, I am in the initial stages of drafting a PR plan for HEAD tennis racquets that would help promote the benefits of tennis to all ages of all groups nationally? Racquets can be expensive, so to help push the cause, I am making a proposal to HEAD racquets to "give head" to thousands each year.

Give head to young give head to old. Give head to anyone willing to put forth the effort and desire.

It's not unprecedented. Take Steve from Middlesburg, Ohio. "I was down and out. I needed an outlet a release for my pain. But I had no money. Just when I was at the end of my rope, a knock came at the door. It was a group of corporate big wigs, and they gave me head. I never looked back."

Okay, I stop now.

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Post by OZZIE4DUKE » June 6th, 2011, 6:05 pm

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Post by Lavabe » June 6th, 2011, 6:52 pm

Have you thought about doing PR and naming brews for Sweetwater Brewery in Atlanta? ;) :D
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Re: Giving Head

Post by DukePA » June 6th, 2011, 7:47 pm

Lavabe wrote:Have you thought about doing PR and naming brews for Sweetwater Brewery in Atlanta? ;) :D
That is a fabulous suggestion! Call them, EJ!!
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Post by DevilWearsPrada2.0 » June 6th, 2011, 11:31 pm

I thought this topic had something to do with NY Congressman Anthony Weiner. Since he has showed his WEINER on Twitter and Facebook and had a 40 minute sniffle sob press conference today. Talk Radio had a field day with that!

Where are the jobs (I mean Jokes) about WEINER?

EJ.... you make me giggle!!! :) :D :dance:
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Post by colchar » June 7th, 2011, 10:36 am

EarlJam wrote:As most of you know, I love to play tennis and also have a background in marketing and PR. That said, I am in the initial stages of drafting a PR plan for HEAD tennis racquets that would help promote the benefits of tennis to all ages of all groups nationally? Racquets can be expensive, so to help push the cause, I am making a proposal to HEAD racquets to "give head" to thousands each year.

Give head to young give head to old. Give head to anyone willing to put forth the effort and desire.

It's not unprecedented. Take Steve from Middlesburg, Ohio. "I was down and out. I needed an outlet a release for my pain. But I had no money. Just when I was at the end of my rope, a knock came at the door. It was a group of corporate big wigs, and they gave me head. I never looked back."

Okay, I stop now.

-Earljam

I saw a porno years ago in which one scene had a tennis theme. The camera zeroed in on the guy's shirt which had the 'Head' logo on it and then panned down....

Funniest scene EVER!
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Re: Giving Head

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » June 7th, 2011, 12:22 pm

colchar wrote:

I saw a porno years ago in which one scene had a tennis theme. The camera zeroed in on the guy's shirt which had the 'Head' logo on it and then panned down....

Funniest scene EVER!
Would be funnier now starring a NY politician... :ymdevil:



There you go, DWP, a Weiner joke!
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Post by DevilWearsPrada2.0 » June 7th, 2011, 1:15 pm

A good HEAD Weiner joke!!!!

There are many pictures of NY Congressman Weiner , not only on his Underpants/Briefs , but his upper torso. Seems he has sent out pics of his Weiner to different women via Facebook or Twitter or email account. One of the girls that is a college student, was called by Weiner from his congressional office. I am sure New Yorkers, love that.

Gotta love HEAD tennis rackets and HEAD gear!!! :D

WHO came up with the name HEAD for tennis gear, anyway? It had to be a MAN! lol
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Post by OZZIE4DUKE » June 7th, 2011, 1:38 pm

DevilWearsPrada2.0 wrote:A good HEAD Weiner joke!!!!

There are many pictures of NY Congressman Weiner , not only on his Underpants/Briefs , but his upper torso. Seems he has sent out pics of his Weiner to different women via Facebook or Twitter or email account. One of the girls that is a college student, was called by Weiner from his congressional office. I am sure New Yorkers, love that.

Gotta love HEAD tennis rackets and HEAD gear!!! :D

WHO came up with the name HEAD for tennis gear, anyway? It had to be a MAN! lol
Too bad Weiner wasn't wearing a pair of these http://www.jocko.com/ Believe it or not, the founder/president of Jocko is Mike Lee, Duke '76 and a classmate of mine from high school as well (in Ft. Lauderdale). NO, I don't wear these, so no need to ask or comment any further. EJ, if you (or your cock) would like a job as an underwear model, I'll ask Mike and see what I can do for you...
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9F! 9F! 9F! 9F! 9F! 9F! 9F! 9F! 9F!

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Post by DevilWearsPrada2.0 » June 7th, 2011, 1:53 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
DevilWearsPrada2.0 wrote:A good HEAD Weiner joke!!!!

There are many pictures of NY Congressman Weiner , not only on his Underpants/Briefs , but his upper torso. Seems he has sent out pics of his Weiner to different women via Facebook or Twitter or email account. One of the girls that is a college student, was called by Weiner from his congressional office. I am sure New Yorkers, love that.

Gotta love HEAD tennis rackets and HEAD gear!!! :D

WHO came up with the name HEAD for tennis gear, anyway? It had to be a MAN! lol
Too bad Weiner wasn't wearing a pair of these http://www.jocko.com/ Believe it or not, the founder/president of Jocko is Mike Lee, Duke '76 and a classmate of mine from high school as well (in Ft. Lauderdale). NO, I don't wear these, so no need to ask or comment any further. EJ, if you (or your cock) would like a job as an underwear model, I'll ask Mike and see what I can do for you...

Another 7 degrees of OZZIE!!! Ozzie's classmate at Duke and Ft Lauderdale, if president of Jocko! One degree! OZZIE's 7 degrees, is much better than the 7 degrees of actor/singer Kevin Bacon!!!

Anthony Weiner should apply for underwear model with Jocko! Or maybe, that's what he was doing on Twitter (moonlighting as an Underwear Model). =))
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