Let me ask you this. Take that song, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
Replace Santa with any other name.
"You better watch out!;
You better not cry!
You better not pout!
I'm telling you why!
Steven Jones is coming to town!"
OR....
"He knows when you are sleeping;
He knows when you're awake;
He knows if you've been good or bad;
So be good for goodness sake!"
Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, wouldn't you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?
-EarlJam
Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
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Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Not if it's Burt Reynolds.EarlJam wrote: Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, would you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?
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wilson wrote:Not if it's Burt Reynolds.EarlJam wrote: Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, would you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?
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"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."
Name the movie, actor.
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This isn't some sort of "redneck knowledge" test, is it?EarlJam wrote:
"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."
Name the movie, actor.
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Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.EarlJam wrote:wilson wrote:Not if it's Burt Reynolds.EarlJam wrote: Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, would you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?
-EarlJam
"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."
Name the movie, actor.
-EJ
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DevilAlumna wrote:
Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.
Jerry Lee Lewis:
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Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
wilson wrote:DevilAlumna wrote:
Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.
Jerry Lee Lewis: Jerry Reed:
Right on Wilson. Right on.
East bound and down.
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Of course, a true redneck would never confuse the late Jerry Reed for Jerry Lee Lewis.DevilAlumna wrote:Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.EarlJam wrote:
"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."
Name the movie, actor.
-EJ
Damn. I just knew it might come to this.
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Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Have you ever heard Ray Stevens' song on the subject? He makes Santa sound pretty scary, talking about how he's always watching you and he's on his way. It's great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g1TtJqHY_s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g1TtJqHY_s
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