I loved this feature of the board until I realized it's just a fancy way of saying "ignore." I really wanted EarlJam to be my foe.

Returning to the original topic, yes, yes he is. (Pirate, or professorial with bow-tie and all.) I wish I knew some single female friends in Hotlanta, just so I could set them up with him. Well, I must admit that I do look pretty good in a bowtie, but where have you seen me attired thusly? Facebook...

Also, after this post, I refuse ever to type the word "pirate" again on this board; instead, I will only use .

:o Who, meeee....??? I'm oh, so flattered! Well, OK...I put you up to it. But it's at least good to know that my dressing like a (which I love to do) is well-received.

The Chicago-Boston series has been the best series I've ever seen. They set a record of three overtime games in any one playoff series by Game 5, and now, in Game 6, they've sure enough just started OT #4 of the series. The level of competition in this series has been nothing short of remarkable. In...

John Mayer should also be eliminated, as well as Keanu Reeves.

And yes, Windsor's daughter is quite a looker. Here's throwing my hat into that ring.
Perhaps she'd fancy a turn as my wench?

OK, well here I am, back at home. I wanted to post here pretty much immediately upon registering, but I have these issyoos (as my illustrious, oh-so-British advisor would pronounce it) that won't allow me to post in the thread without first having read all of the posts in the thread. So I read this ...

DAMMIT, guys! I did not intend this thread as a days-long discussion of the merits (or, ahem, lack thereof) of Fleetwood Muck's catalog. FLEETWOOD MAC SUCKS! Remember?

Bostondevil wrote:Time to start the 'wilson dressed like a pirate is hot' thread.

Um...so, what are y'all waiting for? ;)

Well, the pic (I bet at least some of you didn't think it actually existed) was leading handily, and I got tired of being faceless.
So here you go.

So wilson-as- is the clear early frontrunner, but I don't think I'm quite ready to declare the race over. How many total votes (or how much time elapsed) do we think is sufficient for a certifiable election?

Yeah, you're definitely not looking close enough. The overextension of the bullpen in recent years has not been a matter of struggling bats, but of ineffective starters, who too often got knocked out in about the 4th inning. This year, our starters' ERA is 3.48 so far, an excellent number for the wh...

Are the Braves any better than a .500 team this year? What's their biggest need? Are you kidding? The Braves' starting pitching is outstanding, the best in the East if Hamels continues to struggle with injuries. The Braves just need to start hitting the ball. No, this is definitely not just a .500 ...

Yes. I am Wilson's Scrabble bitch. But only because he was too much of a chicken shit to keep playing WordTwist. You sure you want to bring that up? Because I beat you 4 out of 5 times we play WordTwist, too. By the way, I finished those five games you were waiting on earlier this week, and won all...

What should wilson choose as his avatar?

Having waited a while to register, I have some catching up to do. The other day, I played the word "quiz," with the z on a double letter and the whole thing on a triple word. This meant that I placed three letters and earned 96 points...a pretty darn good haul. I had long dreamed of playing the q an...

Returning to this thread's original topic, the STSNBN (Is that even right? I find the unsettled-upon anagram terribly confusing. Let's settle upon one.) thread is still fuckin' hilarious. I encourage you all to visit it frequently, and to contribute if you feel so inclined. We should prolong it incr...

Oh, I've been through that one. I'm withholding any comment.

Don't you think?
I do.