I mean, who woulda thunk it?!?

Wow, I think I only need five more posts to level-up...

[quote="windsor]
I e-mailed her the poem...her comment was

Hahahah how original! Lol
what a good way to try to woo a girl[/quote]

See, colchar! SEE!SEE!SEE!

HAIKU, FOR YOU

Oh, lovely Krysta
Hot offspring of frequent poster
Luscious avatar!

colchar wrote:

Shammrog wrote:
But, I type without an accent!

Just accept it Dude, you're out of the running. Besides, I've got her mother on my side so there is no way you can win.

I am winning her mother over. With poetry.

All of the above, plus a few that I think would get me censored even on this board. Read my post in the other thread if you want to know why. Amen, bro! As a matter of fact, your post inspired me! DukeUsul - I like that one even better. One option I forgot, and it might even be my favorite: "Slunk ...

All of the above, plus a few that I think would get me censored even on this board. Read my post in the other thread if you want to know why. Amen, bro! As a matter of fact, your post inspired me! DukeUsul - I like that one even better. One option I forgot, and it might even be my favorite: "Slunk ...

Miles wrote:I may have to reconsider my vote in my own poll. I have a huge crush on Anna Paquin. She is now my favorite Canadian-born New Zealand actress.

Can you post a pic?

Oh, Krysta...!
You can't know how much I've missed ya.....
I just want to have a tryst-with-yaaaa.....
I adoree thee, oh beauttiful Krystaaaaaa..............!!!

DukeUsul wrote:MrsUsul and I have a term which works perfectly here:

Slutbag Ho-face

I like it! Thank you.

No one is voting. I am sad, and relegated to gratuitously padding my post count.

Hey Windsor - your daughter is a BABE.

Lets say a guy dates this girl in college. After a year and a half, she abruptly turns very mean on him and breaks it off. Then, she (who had been a virgin before this relationship, no less) promptly goes and screws two of his fraternity brothers/friends, who also happen to be each others biological...

Shark. Over the most quickly.

My girlfriend throughout my college years was a long distance one. Our parents lived a block apart, so I'd see her over the summer and Christmas breaks usually. I'd often go visit her during spring break. My senior year, after we'd been dating for over four years (since Christmas of our senior year...

Anyone suggested chat yet?

OMIGOD! You aren't gonna believe this, but I was actually raised by a group of Australians (and thus have an Australian accent!). Then, in middle school, we moved to Scotland!!! Holy shit! It is fate... Were that true, you would've said shite, not shit ;) But, I type without an accent! :D

Dallas spelled backwards is Sallad, which is very close to salad. My name (Dan) spelled backwards is Nad. Tit spelled backwards is, well, Tit. Liver spelled backwards is Relive. My liver spelled backwards sends a secret message that screams, "Help Me!" -EJ Dan, why are you wearing my boxers on your...

15 is a felony, so I don't think she'd want to go that route!! She's seen all the posts and is laughing her ass off. Sham - she says her favorite accent is Australian followed by (drum roll) Scottish. Looking good for Colchar! Colchar - I'll talk to your mother (after all we are practically related...

DevilAlumna wrote:Okay, I feel like I missed out on the big joke...

Shamm, brag about your exploits - what happened??

(Which exploits? You mean like, in college???)