HEY CHRIS - YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A BABE!!!

Sorry for neglecting my post-whoring.

Ditto to above. This is like choosing between Newark, NJ and Gary, IN. Get out. Quickly.

I'm glad he's not on the Redskins. I'm looking forward to seeing dog-loving linebackers and defensive linemen take their shots. I'm interested to see if those players can now catch up to him. Amid all the other offensive weapons the Iggles have, he could be really dangerous. I have no idea how many...

Turk - no risk of trespass. We are very egalitarian here!

A question: do you actually have to have done it in the said location, or just want to do it in said location?

(I based my vote on the former.)

Anyone think I'd wake Wilson up if I dialed his cell phone right now...?

501.

I guess I have to put 500 in that "500" thread, huh?

If I can get to 500 or more, I will have already accomplished something today. And its only 5:30 in the morning.

Wow - this is 497!

wilson wrote:

CellR wrote:Cool story: Tonight I'm bowling in Nicholas Spark's house.

I guess you're there now, and I hope you're stabbing him in the face. He sucks.

QFE.

And, it would be sacreligious.

But those places scare me.

captmojo wrote:

Shammrog wrote:Uh oh. Post dinner flatulence.

Just like ducks, those don't echo either.

I am not sure. I would have to test it in a mausoleum.

I think I may have gassed the dogs...

Uh oh. Post dinner flatulence.

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OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Left ... left ... left ... left

felt... felt... felt... felt...

(right... right... right... right...)