Well, that was graphic. :-t I think we all got that one. ;) You know, I think some of these polls would be more informative if we separated them into women's polls and men's polls. Just for curiosity's sake, I'd love to know if one group tends to "do the deed" earlier, or if it's about the same. I ...

Today's question. Again, anonymous.

(NOTE: We are talking full sexual intercourse here - genital to genital. Insert Tab A into Slot B...)

I saved it because there were so many references to 1984, my graduation year. If you've ever seen the 1984 Chanticleer, then you'd know why I'm saving this magazine as a keepsake. It also had the avuncular letter on the last page. Sadly, I didn't get to keep my avuncular letter from Uncle Terry. Co...

Since it IS, after all, a weekend, PLEASE let us know if anyone has increased their count!!!

Sending vibes along as well! Last standardized test I took was the GMAT in 1994! Unless you count the tests to get into Mensa - like a whole days worth... Yuck. Abby sends them too. We just got her post-first grade testing back. In two full days of testing, and 7 sections, she got a grand total of 4...

Anyone ever notice how "Austria" kind of sounds like "Ostrich?"

Not to mention that having your hands tied behind your back makes the "auto" part of "autoerotic asphyxiation" extremely difficult. Unless you are exceedingly flexible.

CathyCA wrote:Oh my. I've done some more reading. Oh my gosh. I didn't even know about this kind of activity. Oh my.

Did you all know about this stuff?

"Well Hung: Death by Orgasm"

You could well say that you didn't know "Jack" about this...

(Sorry.)

CameronBornAndBred wrote:I love the Paris Hilton option (even though she claims she's practically a virgin)

I can (with a high degree of confidence) say she is definitely not even close to being a virgin.

CathyCA wrote:Oh my. I've done some more reading. Oh my gosh. I didn't even know about this kind of activity. Oh my.

Did you all know about this stuff?

"Well Hung: Death by Orgasm"

I am not sure what I find funnier, the title of the article, or the url itself...

And, I am lonely.

I just really don't feel like doing SHIT now.

I, for one, am gratuitously padding my post count.

I am, frankly, disappointed in the lack of participation in this poll.

CathyCA wrote:Shamm, you are a complete perv.

Thanks! ;)

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:How do we know that this is really anonymous?

As far as I know...

We'll just have to take the mods word for it...

A couple points: 1. Windsor, your response got me kind of, ..., "engaged." We here at crazietalk like to accomodate homosexual relations, as I am an equal opportunity pervert. In the case of female-female relations, literal intercourse is anatomically impossible. BUT, I would interpret this to inclu...

(Please note, YOU do NOT count yourself.)

Time for today's somewhat inappropriate, yet oddly socially pertinent POLL!

Keep in mind this poll is ANONYMOUS, so vote and then comment as much or as little as you like.

SO, how many people have you slept with?

(Note the poll options - please answer appropriately if YOU are "male" or "female.")

Hey Shammrog, perhaps we could do the arranged marriage thing. I have an adorable 3rd grader, just turned 9. You know he's being raised right. Granted, no sisters to really teach him all the proper behavior, but I am drilling into all my boys that you respect women. We could just set things up and ...