I am sleepy.

Bostondevil wrote:I learned how to say 'I love you' in Lithuanian today.

I love you too, Babycakes!

Congratulations Ozzie!

Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?

wilson wrote:Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.

Or just down some painkillers.

wilson wrote:Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.

You should get drunk while packing too.

DukieInKansas wrote:

Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,

I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.

Love,

Dorothy.

That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.

Dorothy is a stuck up b**** anyway. Pay her no heed.

400.

And that 396 = 3 * 132.

Oh, dang. This is post 398. I should have pointed out that 397 is a prime number.

Hi Mom.

Dear Aunt Em,

I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.

Love,

Dorothy.

This large, useless white space brought to you by Eric Montross.

FART.

SATT.

BTTT.

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