Now I can have an exciting life.

Damn! That's the kind of thing that has always scared me about Wrigley Field. At least this wall was padded.

Miles wrote:He was so great in Cannonball Run. I think I shall have a tribute viewing tonight.

My favorite was "The End".

I've heard that S-Chip, designed to be paid for by tobacco taxes, needs to find somewhere in the neighborhood of 25 million NEW smokers to fund it. Then, just help it along, the government raised the tax rate on tobacco products.

Maybe the above deserves to be in "Dumbest thing" thread. Hmmm.

OK. I've been inspired. May God help us all. Many moons ago, when Son of mojo was a mere infant in diapers, he was dealing with issues of a digestive irregularity. Out of sorts. Alrighty, he was constipated. When he did exercise his functions, it produced a small hard little black turd. (I was modde...

Tornado warning! It seems to all be past here, yet warnings still in place. We had wind and sprinkles of rain but thankfully nothing more. People were calling in to local TV to complain about weather coverage being broadcast instead of network programming.

They's awful ignurnt, ain't dey?

With so many tunes playing in my head, that only I can hear, I like that my phone actually sounds like a phone when it rings.
in my skull!

Dumbest....mmmm.....
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
stolen from Lewis Black stand-up act

Well, according to titles, we've a long way to go.
Speaking of go, I must leave to acquire food for the In-Law in the recliner.

YmoBeThere wrote:

Lavabe wrote:7 hours sans post on a Sunday? What's up with THAT!!

Ummm...I've entered full blown existential crisis mode? So, PW'ing at the moment doesn't seem to fit?

Permission granted, my friend. Rant on!

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention that when you flip'em, they WILL rise again.
Do not be alarmed at this. A large pooof may also appear at the center. It will recede.

Direct from the kitchen of Lisa Douglas: Aunt Jemima mix (NOT COMPLETE VARIETY) 3 cups(half the box) pinch of sea salt 2 tbs baking powder mix dry ingredients ____________________________________________ 4 eggs that have had the hell beat out of them 2 cups whole buttermilk 1 cup whole sweet milk 1/...

When I was in law school at Wake Forest, I once saw a huge banner flying out of the windows of a fraternity section on the main quad. Now, usually these banners were reserved for cheering for the Demon Deacons' football team, but this one particular banner had nothing to do with Wake Forest. Painte...

Well, so did Tilly jump the shark yesterday? ;) :-ss :-bd I do not believe she "jumped" any sharks, and thought am sure she wanted to pet a few... it was all restricted to the confines of her metal cage and her mind. :lol: And now as Sue pointed out, Shopping is on the agenda today? May God have me...

Damn! 5 in a row!

Every year on Derby Day my oldest son and I peruse the morning paper and pick a horse. We had quite a string going in the late '90s, early 00's where one or the other of us picked the right horse 5 years in a row. (I bowed to his greatness the year he picked Giacomo.) We've had a drought lately tho...

devildeac wrote:Only registered user on line currently...

Unique or obsessed...

Double posting...

More like embarrassing...

You are not alone.
You're never alone with a schizophrenic.

Ezmarellda here boys and girls! Oy gevalt, am I lit!! My boy toy and I just got home from my childhood friend's daughter's wedding!! I lost count of how many beers I downed, but I'm convinced I have extended my life by at least 20 years! (thank you TOWEL board thread :D ) Must pass out, (-| and avo...

I just have to share, because it's something I never thought I'd ever say in my lifetime -- I installed a hot water heater! Well, okay, so Mr. DA was the primary installer, but I did help cut, flux and solder the copper piping, set the thermostat, check the water lines, etc. I thought he was crazy ...