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by captmojo
June 1st, 2009, 8:33 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: LTE 2.0
Replies: 40722
Views: 661181

Re: LTE 2.0

Tilly's psychic. By the time I type and submit, she's gone.
by captmojo
June 1st, 2009, 8:30 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: LTE 2.0
Replies: 40722
Views: 661181

Re: LTE 2.0

What, are y'all eating dinner or something? ENTERTAIN ME! :x I'm dying. Now I have a fever and it really hurts to cough. I'm going to bed. If I wake before I die, I'll post again. Don't mess around with that fever shit. Get horizontal with fever busters in one hand and the remote in the other. Rela...
by captmojo
June 1st, 2009, 7:17 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Hair police!
Replies: 17
Views: 368

Re: Hair police!

I don't have a preference of what type of hair my guy has, or whether or not he has hair. If he does have hair, I do prefer it be cut in a non-serial killer type of style. My hair is wavy, unless I blow it dry and then it's straight. Sub "gal" for "guy" and we have agreement on the first part. It a...
by captmojo
May 31st, 2009, 6:39 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Happy Birthday Ohioguy!
Replies: 15
Views: 456

Re: Happy Birthday Ohioguy!

Hope ya had a happy-merry. I might add how unfortunate that my hoodlum, hole fan brother-in-law shares the same date. He came by and seriously asked me if I could cook him some fish sticks on the grill. :))
by captmojo
May 31st, 2009, 6:33 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Beach Ogling...
Replies: 124
Views: 2271

Re: Beach Ogling...

devildeac wrote:

Especially during/after the 5th beer, right, Capt.? :D
I'm only operating on one Boston Lager right now.
Sammy...brewer, patriot. What a man! **==
And Ginger still looks good even without any. :x
by captmojo
May 31st, 2009, 12:34 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Beach Ogling...
Replies: 124
Views: 2271

Re: Beach Ogling...

All beauty is in the eye of the beholder, yes?
I urge all to behold any photo of Ginger Rogers, at any age of her life. My opinion, she was the most ogle-worthy woman ever put on commercial film.

Worth repeating, I did say ANY age of her life.
by captmojo
May 31st, 2009, 12:17 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: I have a signed offer to purchase and contract!
Replies: 21
Views: 512

Re: I have a signed offer to purchase and contract!

Walk in
Relax with beverage of choice
Perform home related tasks
Build a fire
Cook a fine meal
Entertain
Wash a nasty...


Congratulations. It looks lovely. :-bd
by captmojo
May 30th, 2009, 3:19 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: UP reviews (no spoliers!)
Replies: 11
Views: 280

Re: UP reviews (no spoliers!)

We're going tomorrow, I'm way psyched. This will actually be the first Pixar film I've seen in a theater. I wish it was a 3D theater, but it is at least digital. Anyone seen it? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7W9aXibIkrY/SYUua_VVrSI/AAAAAAAAADY/xNrLux3CpgY/s400/up-movie.jpg No, but doesn't the old dude ...
by captmojo
May 30th, 2009, 3:08 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Poll skew for my brother's dog
Replies: 154
Views: 2710

Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Stoopid rules. I was browsing the rules to find out when the contest ends. Here's one stoopid rule. “Ratings” in the online contest will be taken into consideration but the final decision is made by the magazine staff. Here is stoopid rule #2 (i-V) DISQUALIFICATION AND PENALTIES: All participants a...
by captmojo
May 29th, 2009, 9:23 am
Forum: Our House
Topic: Site and Forum Suggestion List
Replies: 286
Views: 13774

Re: Site and Forum Suggestion List

Can a pop-up style prompter be added to alert users toward a PM?
by captmojo
May 29th, 2009, 9:12 am
Forum: Our House
Topic: Favorite books?
Replies: 33
Views: 749

Re: Favorite books?

BD, I just sent you a PM. Can I ask a stupid question? Why do people need to tell other people when they send them a PM? Doesn't it appear at the top of the page? I just don't get it, cause I've seen several people doing it. :-? Or is it just blatant PW-ing, as in "I've sent a PM, but I want credit...
by captmojo
May 28th, 2009, 4:03 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: LTE 2.0
Replies: 40722
Views: 661181

Re: LTE 2.0

The better to slice a pineapple open with. Hawaiian ones are the best. I'm damn tired and sick of all the ones here on the mainland, that only either come from The Philippines or Costa Rica. :-l They blame it on union costs. You might want to rephrase mainland as local to where you are... we can ge...
by captmojo
May 28th, 2009, 4:02 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Advertising gaffes
Replies: 11
Views: 264

Re: Advertising gaffes

I believe he's saying "forty", but yea, annunciation is key there. My favorite is when they say "you can save 10% per gallon of gas because this car is so fuel efficient." What, are they going to give me a cash rebate of 10% for every gallon of gas you purchase? %%- I'm thinking forty as well but I...
by captmojo
May 28th, 2009, 3:51 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: I was insulted on the DBR OT board
Replies: 83
Views: 2156

Re: I was insulted on the DBR OT board

I still think that "pointless taunting" should be grounds for a five day major penalty. The Devils were out. What's the point?


After checking over there. I see he's listed as "On Holiday" once again. :((
by captmojo
May 28th, 2009, 3:44 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: LTE 2.0
Replies: 40722
Views: 661181

Re: LTE 2.0

Hey, Wilson, do you have one of these? I think you need one: http://www.piratemerch.com/images/pirate_cutlass_letter_MD3048.jpg I've always LOVED this sword and wanted one. I have a broad sword I bought in Toledo, Spain, and a claymore, and a zatoichi (my only "sharpened" sword), and several dagger...
by captmojo
May 28th, 2009, 3:29 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Poll skew for my brother's dog
Replies: 154
Views: 2710

Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

captmojo wrote:
I'm now gone to vote again.
Still standing at 6.0
by captmojo
May 28th, 2009, 3:27 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Poll skew for my brother's dog
Replies: 154
Views: 2710

Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

colchar wrote:You want us to skew the dog? What the hell do you think we do around here all day?
I didn't say it earlier, but I admit to thinking the same twisted thing.

How big of a skewer do you reckon it would take? :D

I'm now gone to vote again.
by captmojo
May 28th, 2009, 3:22 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Advertising gaffes
Replies: 11
Views: 264

Re: Advertising gaffes

I hear a radio ad, every now and then, where the announcer asks an insurance agent for an example of some rate quote savings he was able to get for a client. I guess the sound is garbled at the beginning of his response, 'cause it sounds like he says, "I got a four year old man, on blood pressure me...
by captmojo
May 28th, 2009, 3:14 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Bostondevil returns to Durham!
Replies: 5
Views: 148

Re: Bostondevil returns to Durham!

Next Friday I'm flying down to Durham. Friday night in Durham, Satuday night in Salisbury. Here's the intenerary. Did I spell that right? Too lazy to check. Anyway, I'm taking Mom, Dad and brother Hal to Bullocks for dinner, it's been awhile, too long. After that, Hal and I are going to Champs at S...
by captmojo
May 28th, 2009, 3:10 pm
Forum: Our House
Topic: Crazie help for Ezmarellda
Replies: 81
Views: 1975

Re: Crazie help for Ezmarellda

I'm willin' to perform the big three. (killin', rapin', lootin', sacking a major city) :-\ I'm willin' to do the big four. (killin', rapin', lootin', sacking a major city and pillagin') :-\ I'm willin' to do the big five. (killin', rapin'.....aw shit. Let's go fuck'em up! b-( b-( b-( b-( b-( b-( b-(...