EarlJam wrote:When I come in contact with water, I multiply and my offspring becomes evil.

What am I?

-EJ

This isn't some sort of evil "Christmas movie" test, is it?

EarlJam wrote:

"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."

Name the movie, actor.

-EJ

This isn't some sort of "redneck knowledge" test, is it?

The slurpees made from them are not without their charms.

devildeac wrote:
(well, 2 outta 3 ain't bad) :oops: :roll:

How many ya gotta have?

Actually, shoulda been a yellow boiled wool applique with white stitching around the edge (I know that at least BostonDevil will know what all of that means ;) ). As for the best cap, I of course don't need to tell you, but it is definitively the following: Bravescap.jpg As for the American League,...

So what are the Cheerwine impressions, I wonder?
Tastes like a Cherry Dr. Pepper to me. Only different.
BD, they created it in Salisbury NC.

Has Kobe been invited to crazietalk?

The LA Angels had the most creativity, with the white halo around the crown edge. I only wonder why they used white. Should'a been gold, or silver.

He never did it, but...John Charles Daly. My fave game show host. Never up-staged the players.

After taking "the monster" out of my sock, it's really no trouble to avoid splatter.

Father-in-law, only once that I know of back in the 70's, drunkenly lifted the lid over the turntable of a console stereo and let loose.
(end of funny urination story)

Are there stains on the curtains as well?

Late to the party. The story of my life.

Moderation my ass!

devildeac wrote:
No, you're thinking of karl hess who has had a whistle up his keister since birth...

(or is that keester?)

I think the proper terminology is "asshole"....wait, wait. That would cover his entire being.

PAGING DEVILDEAC My sister sent the below to me in one of those pass it on emails. Any truth to what she shared? I am particularly concerned about the part that states "there may be no pain in the chest during a heart attack." I've always heard the opposite. About Heart Attacks There are other symp...

DukieInKansas wrote:

captmojo wrote:

TillyGalore wrote:
The store in Kona offered one to me, though I turned it down as I did not need another lei.

Can one actually have enough leis? Or too many?

Is this going to be Shammrog's Friday poll?

Could be!

The store in Kona offered one to me, though I turned it down as I did not need another lei. Can one actually have enough leis? :D Or too many? When you only have so much room in your suitcase, carry on-item, yes you can actually have too many. Now, if you are talking in terms of a lifetime, no, one...

If the area under the basket where the new blocking/charging rule is effective isn't "literally" marked off, won't that lead to a good amount of missed calls? The area "under the basket" seems vague. Considering the actual "basket" is only about 1ft. 5 inches in diameter, what will constitute "unde...

TillyGalore wrote:
The store in Kona offered one to me, though I turned it down as I did not need another lei.

Can one actually have enough leis? Or too many?

I understand that "Rednecks" could be identified, even without the bandannas, due to the staining on the necks from the red dyes used for them.