WindsorsDaughter wrote:
But I am growing a rat tail.

Nice touch.

windsor wrote: Krysta now weighs 400 lbs, has a shaved head, 246 tattoos and 91 piercings.

I've got a shaved head too - we can share hair clippers ;)

windsor wrote:

Shammrog wrote:

devildeac wrote:there's another line I am NOT touching... :? :oops:

OK - everyone gets THREE guesses as to what Shammrog wants...

To be 15 years younger and single?

Well played Mom (in law), well played.

WindsorsDaughter wrote:
Um glad chivalry is not dead, in Florida it is, or its an endangered characteristic here.

We Canadians/Brits have always had more class than most others...

bjornolf wrote:Chivalry is NOT dead!

As I think I have proven by trying to remain classy through this whole escapade.

DevilAlumna wrote:Dear lord, you guys nearly got me busted this afternoon! That's what I get for trying to read this thread during a meeting - nearly snorted with laughter!!!

I would've loved to have heard your explanation if you had been busted for it.

windsor wrote:I have returned...to defend my daughters good name. I have threatened EJ when a Xmas tree enema if doesn't knock it off with the poetry.

I thought you'd have a negative reaction to those poems.

Don't worry too much about the language issue. We're pretty easy going around here. Heck, most of the time we just don't give a fuck. Good thing you said "heck". I thought I'd have to censor you. I figured that, since I was expressing an emotion rather than swearing gratuitously, it was acceptable.

Yes I was answering you. Cool about your mom! I wish i knew how to reply to sections lol. :( And so far the only thing that has weirded me out are two rather odd poems at the bottom of another post or board whatever it is called titles love poems or something.. The ones by EarlJam? Don't worry, we'...

That would be if I had a significant other, although like my mother I am quick and rather a smart a...(I'm not sure about rules with language here) so I think I can handle them! :) Don't worry too much about the language issue. We're pretty easy going around here. Heck, most of the time we just don...

Shammrog wrote:

colchar wrote:

Shammrog wrote:
I am happily married, and I would only act on my highly inappropriate and lustful feelings if I was *not* married.

Oh please. We all know you've been 'acting' on them already...

Yes, but only by myself.

That was exactly what I meant.

I think I just barfed in my mouth a little bit...

Shammrog wrote:
I am happily married, and I would only act on my highly inappropriate and lustful feelings if I was *not* married.

Oh please. We all know you've been 'acting' on them already...

I am here, but I am headed to work. I read some posts..they were shall I say entertaining. I have no idea how to manage anything on this site.. So my apologies ahead of time! Hi Mom! Or tree And welcome to our little asylum here on the interwebs. Don't be afraid of the inmates, they're mostly harml...

WindsorsDaughter wrote:
I read some posts..they were shall I say entertaining.

We aim to please.

I have no idea how to manage anything on this site.. So my apologies ahead of time!

Just ask your Mom - she's an expert.

Shammrog wrote:(Oh, shit - are you British or Canadian?)

I'll think of something...

Both (dual citizenship).

Gentlemen behave yourselves! if you look at the newest addition to the member list you will see that the object of your affections is now on board (although she's heading to work soon) Be on your best behavior...and remember Mama is watching keep your hands in plain sight at all times I, for one, h...

I just read the aforementioned poem. I think the "I just want to have a tryst-with-yaaaa" line has officially sunk you as I am not out for a tryst. In other words, I am thinking with my big head rather than my little one. Well, to be fair, I am thinking with BOTH. That ain't possible. We men don't ...

[ I'm pretty sure the 'how original' comment was sarcasm on her part so I'm still good. Besides, I'll eventually move her to London England and, when I do, her Mom will have an excuse to visit. Beat that. I shall move to London FIRST! Hahahahaha!!! :ymdevil: Go ahead. Eventually you'll have to leav...

I just read the aforementioned poem. I think the "I just want to have a tryst-with-yaaaa" line has officially sunk you as I am not out for a tryst. In other words, I am thinking with my big head rather than my little one.