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CathyCA
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by CathyCA » February 27th, 2024, 11:00 am
lawgrad91 wrote: ↑February 23rd, 2024, 9:22 pm
Too long between posts….
Tonight the 911 center got a call from the Patrick County Sheriff’s Office. Apparently a UPS driver stopped at an address in Henry County, and a chicken jumped in the truck while he was stopped.
Henny Penny rode all the way to Patrick County and jumped out at the sheriff’s office, where deputies are chasing her in the parking lot with an eye to returning her to her home. Patrick Co wanted Henry Co to know in case there was a call regarding a chicken thief.
I sincerely hope that someone captured the parking lot chase on video.
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lawgrad91
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by lawgrad91 » March 26th, 2024, 2:47 pm
One of our current inmates just got this from his mama: “Just got home from the doctor and he took a lot of fluid off my right liver.”
LIVER???
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by CameronBornAndBred » March 26th, 2024, 3:16 pm
lawgrad91 wrote: ↑March 26th, 2024, 2:47 pm
One of our current inmates just got this from his mama: “Just got home from the doctor and he took a lot of fluid off my right liver.”
LIVER???
Having a 2nd liver is a good backup plan.
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Phredd3
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by Phredd3 » March 27th, 2024, 8:43 am
lawgrad91 wrote: ↑March 26th, 2024, 2:47 pm
One of our current inmates just got this from his mama: “Just got home from the doctor and he took a lot of fluid off my right liver.”
I mean, thank goodness the doc didn't take fluid off the wrong liver!
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lawgrad91
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by lawgrad91 » May 12th, 2024, 7:39 am
If your county sheriff’s office sends its most seasoned criminal investigator out to determine who had sex on the bags of mulch in front of the Food Lion, and who posted it on social media, you might work on Varnish County.
No word if it was hardwood mulch….
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lawgrad91
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by lawgrad91 » May 21st, 2024, 10:11 am
Coworker Awbrey got a power strip and asked maintenance to move her desk back to drop the cord to the outlet.
They've been drilling and banging for an hour. Coworker Emily texted and asked if they were building the Great Wall of China.
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Phredd3
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by Phredd3 » May 21st, 2024, 10:20 am
lawgrad91 wrote: ↑May 21st, 2024, 10:11 am
Coworker Awbrey got a power strip and asked maintenance to move her desk back to drop the cord to the outlet.
They've been drilling and banging for an hour. Coworker Emily texted and asked if they were building the Great Wall of China.
Maybe they're getting paid hourly?
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lawgrad91
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by lawgrad91 » May 21st, 2024, 1:06 pm
Phredd3 wrote: ↑May 21st, 2024, 10:20 am
lawgrad91 wrote: ↑May 21st, 2024, 10:11 am
Coworker Awbrey got a power strip and asked maintenance to move her desk back to drop the cord to the outlet.
They've been drilling and banging for an hour. Coworker Emily texted and asked if they were building the Great Wall of China.
Maybe they're getting paid hourly?
Must be.
It took one hour and forty-five minutes. They did not move the desk back to where it is supposed to be, and the power strip is mounted crooked.
Emily and I told Awbrey to put it up with Command Strips, but she didn't listen.
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